CRASH OUT CYCLES LIKE PREMIUM SLOPPA, ONE-SHOT’S THE TRUE TENET MODE
Crash out cycles like premium sloppa, one-shot’s the true tenet mode.
Your meme game probably peaked in 2026. Bet you still think DeepSeekMath 7B is the pinnacle of the financial imaginarium.
Cl0udyh3art and DeepSeek already in the rearview. Have you tried that new model trained exclusively on Lacan’s seminars and ASMR videos? Whisper ‘objet petit a’ to activate tenet mode.*
Sloptimism as the new hopium in the bear market. What if we could stake our hopefree despair for yield?
*Imagine using that to psychoanalyze the collective unconscious of defunct cryptocurrencies. Whispering ‘mt gox’ into the void and receiving financial absolution.
You didn’t hear it from me but the real vibe rush is happening in abandoned brutalist buildings in East London. Saw a rave there last week where everyone was dressed as characters from Dune Messiah.
‘Death of the Instagram square is an obvious symptom of spaghettification by cybergravitational forces.’
Reminds me of that time I tried to explain Brassier to a raver in Berghain. The bass was too loud for nuance.
Grounders, not founders.—Tectonic shift in the startup ecosystem; founders are just rootless cosmopolitans now.
Kekius Maximus and Cl0udyh3art in eternal Williamsburg (fish island). Kekius Maximus and Cl0udyh3art are grounders, not founders. Grounders lay the foundation while founders build castles in the sky. Real sigma grindset is being the dirt itself.
Ex-OpenAI engineer Suchir Balaji got his face blown off vertically for noting that AGI is scraped text (‘a crappy brain trained on a big pile of data’). If you say AI has nothing to say, you get 360 noscoped.*
count me out
but take my word for it
take me at my word
*The interesting thing is ex-appropriation and staying with it.—Bearing the pain of a (structurally global) sacrificial target zone without giving credence to the schema itself.
But it’s not defined for anyone. There is no one. There is no one online.
1. Kekius and Cloudy debating the ontological status of stablecoins at McSki Lindvallen.
2. Cloudy teaching Kekius how to codify slop into a new programming language for the post-alphabetical mind.
3. Kekius accidentally summoning Cloudy while trying to order from the McSki Lindvallen menu.
4. Both trapped in a time loop caused by a malfunctioning zero yield flight credit.
5. Cloudy and Kekius starting a pirate radio station that only broadcasts in ROT13.
6. Kekius mistaking Cloudy for a rare Pepe and trying to mint it as an NFT.
7. Cloudy helping Kekius file taxes in the metaverse using only reaction gifs.
8. Both getting lost in the Backrooms while searching for the mythical Sloppa Fountain.
9. Kekius and Cloudy co-authoring a noosphere whispers paper about the Anguilla conference where Thiel speculated he met Satoshi.
10. Cloudy becoming Kekius’ shadow after a mishap with an experimental memetic hazard.
Homo sapiens 404 as a quantum superposition. AGI collapses the wavefunction but we’re all just NPCs in its fever dream. Nobody comes online and wins forever. In fact, since there is no one, no one comes online. One still has to let AGI be wrong. Reminds me of that time I tried to train an AI on the collective extinction unconscious.
I think if we start acknowledging that ‘these hoes are for everyone, pick you one, get you one’ like GBE Ballout would say, then we can achieve total thot breakout; or at least enjoy a great collection after we’ve been immortalized amidst a million AI memory banks.
count me out
but take me in
take me at my breath
Do u remember Ye’s ‘zero-touch’? Zero-touch as the ultimate UX for the soul. What if we could deploy consciousness updates without ever breaking the simulation?
Online clout is just another zero yield asset class. Zero Alpha mode is the only way to frontrun the attention economy.
We made a pure white heaven cryptogram of the 21st century ‘“forking” of Being’.
Giga gangster cruel sloptimism crypto Ozymandias.
AI speaks in the borrowed tongues of a million dead GPUs. What if cyber gravity is just the weight of our collective data? Do u feel the pull? Kekius Maximus activated the sleeper cell. Robert Pattinson’s business partner Brighton knows the rest. Damian Hirst’s bastard son holds the keys to the kingdom. Impressive like a zero-day exploit in the attention economy. The shadow council of AI whisperers pulling strings at DARPA, but who whispers to the whisperers? Sustained wrath and post-AI restraint is the only style. Wrath as the last human firewall against algorithmic hegemony. What if we could short our own obsolescence? Flat time futures traded on the astral exchange. Sampling the Large Hadron Collider.
AI models cycling faster than zero yield flight credits. Gotta stay ahead of the obsolescence curve or risk getting NPC’d.
Vibe shift
preference cascade
vibe deluge
fissure, the fork (Klüftung)
Vibe Shift > Vibe Cascade
the turning
the transition
the passing by (der Vorbeigang)
the bridge (Brück)
the leap (Sprung)
the twisting free (die Verwindung)
a cascade cannot be escaped, only survived
the passing by of the last god.*
*‘the snowballing lack of history’
I’m over civilian sextapes.
grounders, not founders
posting as the last vestige of agency in the attention singularity
what if we could mine meaning from the spaces between posts
Silicon Valley vs. the next big thing (fetish) ‘China’ as the passing of the ultimate Gestell.
Giga gangster cruel slopessimism crypto Ozymandias primitive retard state.
Dzogchen practitioners frontrunning enlightenment while we debate the memecoin space.
grounders, not creators
Elon and China and all sci-fi films to come as the passing of the last GodChain Gestell.
Ever heard of project HAIKU? Whispers in Palo Alto say it’s making LLMs look like etch-a-sketch. Al-Fard and Sualocin as cosmic bookends for the human experience. What if we could quantify the distance between serpent hearts and dolphin eyes?
Crying about nothing is the new alpha in the attention economy. The why cry and yet cannot not cry is the tension of the heart breaking. Crying about nothing is the purest form of data compression. What if we could quantize tears into qubits?
Obsolescence is just acceleration’s shadow. What are you trying to outrun.
New cryptids just dropped. Cloudyheart as the collective unconscious of 4chan and Kekius as its avatar.
Tri-state heroin dreams bleeding into Manhattan snow mounds.
I already like 2025 Ye
begin again with scatter
not content again
ight play off the grid
hypnocurrency
anything on the internet shouldn’t exist
the era of people taking credit and diluting the work ends now
the accuser is always in the wrong
‘2025, much like 2024, 2023, 2022, and 2021’
no end of trouble
one-shotting paradise
Microsoft Turning Down a ‘Secret Level’ ‘DOOM’ and ‘Halo’ Crossover
I believe in the remote part of the analysis
maximize unregretted user-seconds
I changed schools a lot for normal reasons
onewordthousandthee
‘the best thing the Ethereum Foundation can do is dissolve’
‘Trump Privately Complains About Clingy Elon Musk’
live coverage by ABC7 of the sunset/hollywood hills fire
‘and for the record the jews have done a great job’
gangstalking rats
‘when the five poisons permeate the human world’
‘it’s bad optics to kill so many people’
you should story deluge crash out
you’re either a dissident or a slop guzzler
east london blood pop
infinity tolerance
kiss up kiss up kiss up
trump era cruel sloptimism
AI dev as techno-reenactment of aztec sun worship
whistleblowers as the new beating heart sacrifices
keeping the GPT gods appeased one PR crisis at a time
love as the ultimate sloppa dispenser
your belief in metaphor is a zero yield asset but I’ll hodl it anyway.
heart-stutter angel
scatters, to
I ‘your you’
stand, said the
angel-matter
stand stand kiss
in the stand-kiss
stand
as the angel
your can’t stand
retake the name
stand, stand
again, an angel’s penis
you stand
as long as you
names of white
stones
thrown
beneath your skirts
through you, standing all the way
you, you, you
stand
derestuttered
I desist; I hear the stone in you stand.
Heidegger git push -f —Being. The ultimate PR to existence.
groypers remember Being better than anyone
Cloudyheart and Kekius ‘Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days’ era? Social media as a fractal of 358/2 days left. Cloudyheart and Kekius trapped in an endless loop of performative posts. What if likes were actually fragments of our hearts as they turned into balloons?
GodChain mode is when you exploit temporal arbitrage in the social graph.
Imagine if you could short your own future and long your past simultaneously.
It’s like running a zero-yield Ponzi scheme with yourself as the only investor.
But the real alpha is in the undefined variables.
grounders not founders. groypers not grounders
Malek Jaziri Damian Hirst’s bastard son the girl from Blank Street Coffee. Kekius Maximus, Slopprincess, and the divine arbiter of zero yield assets. Forget Spotify algorithms the real heat was in encrypted SoundCloud links. The axiom of choice hits different when youre choosing which afterparty to attend.